Viper for Sale- Good Timing for Doug DeMuro

"bobbe17" (rob-runte) 08/17/2016 at 09:22 • Filed to: None

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My friend just listed his 2006 Viper for sale yesterday. Since Doug’s article demands he buy a Viper, he should buy this one because it is fate. If it meant the Viper could stay in his life in video and article (and perhaps obituary) form for a little longer, he’d love to sell it to Doug.

Also Doug if you read this, he bought it when he was 24 and is still alive. So if a 24 year old self described “squishy teddy bear" can avoid death in the Viper, you should be able to as well.

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EL_ULY > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 09:26

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WANT!!!!!!

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 09:28

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Does it come with a voice synthesizer that will taunt you to drive faster?

bobbe17 > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 08/17/2016 at 09:31

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It would but it's pointless because you can't hear it over the engine.

Wacko > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 09:34

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the next Dougcar will most likely be a CarMax car, and as of right now, they have zero vipers.

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Scratch all that since he now works for Autotrader

jjhats > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 09:39

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am I the only one who is extremely bummed about him buying a viper? wouldn’t a unimog or a Japanese kei car be way more satisfying?

OPPOsaurus WRX > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 09:41

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http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/…

bobbe17 > jjhats 08/17/2016 at 09:44

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That's kind of the interesting thing about the Viper. It's built up such a reputation as being dangerous and a monster that surpasses what the actual car is like. It is loud and powerful but it certainly isn't as outrageous as plenty of other cars. I think Doug should do a Viper to get it out of the way for future DougCars and maybe even dissolve a bit of the mystique that they have.

bobbe17 > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/17/2016 at 09:52

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Get that out of here, I’m trying to make a sale!

But in all seriousness, I did think of that. If Doug goes for a Viper, it'd probably need to be the most outrageous Vipery Viper he can find.

jkm7680 > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 10:40

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Lol, he's gone

Chasaboo > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 12:17

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No! Doug has to buy a Smart Car, and show us all how smart a car it really is.

bobbe17 > jkm7680 08/17/2016 at 12:25

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Doug's gone from writing on Jalopnik but he's still continuing on Autotrader. He's also commented on a few things since he left writing for Jalopnik so he still hangs around at least a little.

jkm7680 > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 12:28

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lol

FromCanadaWithLove > jjhats 08/17/2016 at 12:46

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I’m 100% with you. Every week will just be, “I’m still alive!” And when the Viper does eventually kill Doug, there won’t be more Doug posts. :(

DanimalHouse > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 15:09

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Doug DeWho?

Nauraushaun > bobbe17 08/17/2016 at 23:43

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I agree, similar to the Hummer and PT